it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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