I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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