are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
