: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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