i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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