Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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