Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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