This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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