"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
