What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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