you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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