her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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