He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
