Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
