All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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