the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
