I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i out mim tonsoeep
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