It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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