I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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