he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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