he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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