sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
