Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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