Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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