butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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