I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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