i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she woke up with a sticky ear
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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