My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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