Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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