my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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