If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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