Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
