he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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