I don't remember. Are we still dating?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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