But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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