god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
4 words: hood of his car
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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