the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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