The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
