Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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