You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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