My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I had to cum in my sink.
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