Don't you send me to vm
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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