They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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