I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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