I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
