I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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