I love black thongs
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
