i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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