____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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