i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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